Hello panda

Before I start my tale of Hello Panda Bear, let me whine about my fudging kelinking!!! It fudging hurts.. hiks.. hiks.. Have you ever woken up one lovely morning, and discover that you have a sumpak kelingking? Blegh..

Sorry if I spoilt your appetite. :-D (That was part of the plan *evil laugh*).

The tale of a heroic Hello Panda

Once upon a time in far far away land known as Mesa de la Oji, lived a nameless, jogging panda called.. hello! nameless. nameless.. no name bah.. no name.. no name...

On his pit stop, a monster "thing" sneaked up behind him.. and he screamed, "Ahhh.. Uhhhh.. hantu kah apa nih?.. Boh apakan ku.."..


And before he could finish his sentence, the "thing" grabbed him gently.. eh salah.. fiercely. Yet, a smile laid on his face. (cana jua...).


Under a spotlight, another "thing" came (kambar nya kali.. si "thing" 2).. They held him tight.. and yup.. the hello panda is still smiling.


His yelling and taunting finally paid off when a tentera appeared from the dark forest. Jeng jeng jeng.. steady panda seekong ah.. siap ngan driver golf lagi tu. Setahi..


The evening sunlight shone on them, enlighten them... giving them strength and wisdom.. Then the leader spoke out (in a minnie mouse squeaky tone), "let him go! You midget!"..(uhhuh.. look who's talking)..

The "thing" is mute.. so he replied.. His mute. Hello.. M U T E.. mute.. mute bah mute.. So he replied.. IN SIGN LANGUAGE... "No way!.. Muahahahah..kepala hotak engkaw.."

The hello panda discussed amongst themselves.. "shshhss shsh hhshs.." (Hello panda language bah.. ) which translates to, "aiks.. pandai cakap melayu monster nya.. cuba bagi salam.. Islam kali..".. So they whispered .. "one.. two.. three.. GO!".. (shouted with all their heart)...."Assalamolekomzzzzz~~~".

The hello panda held hostage was so exhilarated when he saw his friends. "Wa'alaikumsalamz frenzz... its about time!".. Sibuk sibuk tia jua kan menyaut.. Tapi hostage masih.


All of the sudden.. the "thing" senyum. (In sign language). And he spoke.. in sign language again.. which translates to..(indirect translation nie.. bukan babel fish).. "Auw bah.. aku tu beibun saja.. kekeke.. nah ambil chia balik kawan mu ah.. inda nyaman.. aku suka perisa strawberry.. Kamu ani puak chocolate.. "

And so the hello panda returned to his village safe and sound.

The end.

Cerita ini adalah rekaan semata-mata. Tiada kaitan dengan yang hidup, yang mati, yang balum lahir, yang reincarnated. :-p

If you're curious.. background nya atu.. notes "Operating System". Masa ku take a break while revising. Testuck bah utak ku.. input buffer overloaded. Apa lagi.. buat lah ceta.

Director: Oji
Casting By: Oji
Production: Oji Sdn inda berhad.